Friday, September 08, 2006
It has been a while...
But today the time stopped and I found my way again through the publishing options of this blog, the abandonned coldrod.
And wondering why? I just met an Earth Angle. You may be thinking I went mad, but far from the dementia, these kinds of people exist.
And guess what? they have an association!!, as far as I understood in Hungary, at least. This angle, I will keep her identity as top secret, told me that to become a member you just have to have a great heart and always be willing to help others. Even though you may look like a serious Englishman in some moments, you can be angled-hearted and human beings will appreciate your help.
Maybe I am angle too?? I am good hearted and help comes from my heart spontaneously, jem, most of the time…I am thinking of applying. Imagine that day where the Earth angles of the world and me meet in the Annual Earth Eagles general assembly or the summer convention in Peach Bay, next to El Paso.
Angles come and go, you do not see them, but like in the movies, they are in the plane, in the toilets and in the closest bar. I think Finland is full of them, and that is why Lordi became so popular, angles got some advertisement, even though the add was directly coming from hell.
Not too funny, until you check what these white-angled-hearted humans do when someone gets married. I, mortal Spanish until the association accepts me, have been in one wedding in my life. It was last July and it was a constructive experience. In southern countries, people get married as a business development plan. You count the people you want to invite, then you look for a medium-high standard restaurant, check that the price per person will be lower that the actual present you will get and then check that there are enough medium-high class people invited (most of people will not admit this, but most of people want to make sure that nobody is coming “by the face”, meaning with a shitty present-under 100 euros worthy nowadays-). When you have all those things clarified, you ask your mamas and papas (who are everything but angles) for a nice amount of petrodollars, which you most probably never pay back. The benefit is invested in mortgage and car, dog and kids follow the stream…
But hei, you gotta check this out http://www.lahjaksilehma.fi/ , the ultimate angled-hearted wedding present idea under the polar circle, the shame raiser for i.e. the Spanish wannabe married couples. The idea is that you give as present something that the couple will not keep for themselves. Maybe the economic stability of this country promotes being kind and helpful to the rest of the world, taking away the vanal thought of getting married and make money at the same time. So, you can but a mosquito net, some seeds, pay the water or electricity bill for a year, and the last and most expensive one, buy them a COW! The NGO promoting this idea says that a cow can feed a family in some underdeveloped country during a year. Furthermore, the family can sell the milk they get and send the children to school with the benefit.
Angles of Finland, thanks for teaching us angles habits, angles of Hungary, take the Finns into you club, and why not, take me too! I promise to be quiet...
